Ok, i gots a little question for all of u: how do u tell if barney is high on set????? Because, i swear that he allways seems to be riding the high-flying plane, but he says he's been clean for two years! I don't believe him..... Anyway, i talked to my friend in the purple dinosaurs/drug related crimes unit and he gave me these helpful tips to find out whethe barney is high or not:

-check the tint of his skin; he only maintains that deep purple hue when he's on crack

-if he's foaming at the mouth and twitching on the ground then he is a deffinint narc.

-if he keeps staring at lights and laughing than he's been doing speed

-if he finds bill crosby funny than bring him to a de-tox center

-if the producers of the show find him in bed with kermit the frog the next morning than you can tell he did some club drugging

and...

-the only time that he is not high is when...... well........... never......... he's a for sure stoner