| hmmmmmmmmmm............... |
[Jun. 1st, 2006|07:25 pm] |
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have u ever wondered what fried ants coated in caramel, sugar and chocolate would taste like?????????? because seriously, whatever it tastes like, i think i have a craving for it........... might actually taste good, u never know......... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that's the thing about weird cravings, they're really confusing. it's like you want to eat something really wierd, like melted apples on roadkill, but the craving grosses u out so much that u think you could never eat it..... it's just so wierd................. and i get these cravings like all the time. just the other day i thought that i wanted to eat some spagetti wraped around a pichle, and when i actually tried it it actually tasted good!!!!!! i bet the trowing up afterwards had nothing to do with it.... anywayz, in like the comment box write the craziest craving u ever had, and i'll try it. |
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| fat chicks |
[May. 22nd, 2006|08:24 pm] |
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ok... i really wanted to buy myself some better medical care from the time that i got a needle stuck in my throat, so i decided to sell myself out to 50 really fat chicks for 500 bucks a piece. i know... i know... you may say that's disgusting but fat chicks need love too! anyway, i did it and now i think i need to spend the money on counseling.
i think i'll have to do it again now.
maybe next time they wont be as fat. |
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| Mimes |
[May. 19th, 2006|04:46 pm] |
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Well.... ever since griffin told that lovely story of that mime, he got me thinking: What do mimes really feel? Please leave me your comments to how you think mimes feel. |
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| Teh stoned-ness of Barney |
[May. 16th, 2006|06:54 pm] |
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Ok, i gots a little question for all of u: how do u tell if barney is high on set????? Because, i swear that he allways seems to be riding the high-flying plane, but he says he's been clean for two years! I don't believe him..... Anyway, i talked to my friend in the purple dinosaurs/drug related crimes unit and he gave me these helpful tips to find out whethe barney is high or not:
-check the tint of his skin; he only maintains that deep purple hue when he's on crack
-if he's foaming at the mouth and twitching on the ground then he is a deffinint narc.
-if he keeps staring at lights and laughing than he's been doing speed
-if he finds bill crosby funny than bring him to a de-tox center
-if the producers of the show find him in bed with kermit the frog the next morning than you can tell he did some club drugging
and...
-the only time that he is not high is when...... well........... never......... he's a for sure stoner |
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| emo-ness |
[May. 15th, 2006|04:59 pm] |
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| |  bitchy | ] |
my life... is like crashing down.... in a dark abiss
todays mood: apathetic
life sux, and everything is gay. my parents think im queer just cause they came into my room when i was kissing a guy.... ok there were 2-ish....3. But it's ok for guys to kiss, it shows how much they hate the system. And girls only like guys who kiss. Any way, im going to go play the emo violin, and if i have time i'll stuff a pig with cotton and kick it around a bit.
bye
go cut yourself
it's fun
<3 huggies |
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| uh oh |
[May. 15th, 2006|04:33 pm] |
uh oh is right! Today someone at my job thought it was funny to hide an aids infested needle in my morning cheese. The needle stuck at least 3 inches into the back of my throat, and the needle was only 2 inches long! Well, i'm here anyway in the hospital waiting room, just like i have been for 5 hours! How stupid is this, a girl with a splinter got omitted after 5 minutes of waiting, and I'm here slowly dieing from aids and blood loss while writing this blog! Well, my mother allways said look on the bright side of everything. (She didn't mention that it was because she wanted me to burn my eyes out so i would fall off the cliff.)
Anyway, bye for now!
Ah crap.... A guy with a hang nail was just let in and he only came 2 minutes ago!!!!! grrrrr!
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